The uncertainty principle of New York apartment rentals
If you know that an apartment is available for rent, it has already been rented. (Refer to the uncertainty principle in quantum physics.)
By the way, if anybody knows of a fabulous 2-bedroom apartment in Chelsea, the West Village, or the Upper West Side, please contact me. I will reward you.
Looking for a chateau
Twenty-one rooms but one will do
Looking for a chateau
Twenty-one rooms but one will do
I don’t want to buy it
I just want to rent it for an hour or two
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